Blog Tour + Guest Post & Giveaway: Rules of Seduction by Joya Ryan

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Joya’s Rules of Seduction

To be honest, I’m probably not the best person to give advice on how to seduce. I can tell you what has not worked for me before though! (Not sure that’ll be helpful, but let’s see!)

In my eighteen year old mind, I was on a mission to seduce this hot nerdy guy I met at a party. He was the quiet stoic type. Tall, dark eyes, smart. You know the type. He could melt your panties by whispering sweet nothings in binary code into your ear (that seriously happened once but that’s another story.) Anyway, with all my super fly swagger (I had zero) and my confidence (less than zero) I decided that I was going to go talk him. All the education I’d received in the art of seduction came from watching Days of Lives way too much during my teen years. So when I approached the hot nerd, I had realized I was staring him down with evil eyes whispering, “You shall be mine…oh yes…you shall be mine.”

Clearly this guy didn’t appreciate soap operas…

But I bounced back quickly, assure him I was humming this new song on the radio and not talking to the voices in my head.

To this day, I’m not sure he believed me.

Though he was a bit quiet, shy even, I thought that meant I should be louder to help offset the long pauses of silence between us. Then, with my brilliant seduction skills firing up, I adjusted my train conductor’s hat (because it was early 2000’s and those were cool) and told a joke.

Yep, a joke.

Only, I forgot the punch line, messed up the opening and I stood there spilling out random words that made no sense. It did however make him laugh. Which made me laugh…

Laugh so hard I snorted.

So this little piggy got instantly mortified, but the hot nerd just smiled and said, “You’re a little weird, and I like it a lot.”

That was it. Those few words, followed by a date at the pancake shop down the street and I was certain I’d mastered the art of seduction.

To recap: If you want to seduce someone, just follow three easy steps:

  1. Zero in on your target and mumble to yourself as you approach.
  2. Have nothing of substance to talk about, continue mumbling awkwardly until you think you’ll die of embarrassment then cap it off with a big ol’ snort.
  3. Always wear a train conductor hat.

These sure fire steps to seduction will absolutely get some kind of response. I can’t guarantee what kind of response…but you’ll get one! And no matter what you do, don’t discount any of the steps! I just asked my husband and he concluded that the seduction laid somewhere between the snort/laugh and the conductor hat. Good luck to you, and seduce on!

Rules of Seduction by Joya Ryan

Rules of Seduction by Joya Ryan
Series: Serve #7 (full reading order below)
Release Date: June 9th 2015
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He’ll be the dream and the dirty fantasy…

Through with both her controlling ex and relationships, Ava Webber is determined to explore the spicy and sometimes forbidden appetites of the exclusive BDSM nightclub, Serve. Here, she’ll get exactly what she needs…as long as it’s from a man she doesn’t know.

Nolan Hart ensures that Serve’s clients get what they want, how they want it. But with one look at the curvy brunette, Nolan knows he’s the man to fulfill her desires. As the anonymous lover, he’s Ava’s dirtiest fantasy. Outside of Serve, he’s her charming, smartass friend.

But Nolan wants more. More than Ava is willing to give. And as long as the blindfold stays on, she’ll never discover that the two men she’s falling for are one and the same…

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Reading Order: Serve series

Owned by Fate by Tessa Bailey Exposed by Fate by Tessa Bailey Mistaken by Fate by Katee Fate Betting on Fate by Katee Robert
Driven by Fate by Tessa Bailey Protecting Fate by Katee Robert Rules of Seduction by Joya Ryan Bind Me Before You Go by Harper Kincaid

#1 ~ Owned by Fate (Tessa Bailey): Ebook • Goodreads
#2 ~ Exposed by Fate (Tessa Bailey): Ebook • Goodreads
#3 ~ Mistaken by Fate (Katee Robert): EbookGoodreads
#4 ~ Betting on Fate (Katee Robert): Ebook • Goodreads
#5 ~ Driven by Fate (Tessa Bailey): Ebook • Goodreads
#6 ~ Protecting Fate (Katee Robert): Ebook • Goodreads
#7 ~ Rules of Seduction (Joya Ryan): My Review • Ebook • Goodreads
#8 ~ Bind Me Before You Go (Harper Kincaid): Ebook • Gooodreads (July 21, 2015)

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I am a mother and a wife. I love to read, write, bake, cook, barbecue, baste, flambe’…basically anything regarding food you can assume my involvement. I also have terrible dance moves and unleash them upon the general public often.

If you want to know more about me or the books I write, come check out my site!

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